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more DC love [30 Aug 2007|03:58pm]

[ mood | bouncy ]

I do my best to spread Coupland like herpes
I don't tell my partners I have it when I screw their brains out
then they wake up with the pleasant surprise of loving coupland...or having weird mouth sores..?

- Andrea spreading the Douglas Coupland LOVEEE <3333

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we love us some Douglas Coupland [30 Aug 2007|10:35am]

[ mood | lethargic ]

OMG did you know?
Matthew Perry recorded the abridged audiobook version of Microserfs.

I feel like we should listen to it and drink Zima or something.

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[28 Aug 2007|08:50am]

[ mood | crazy ]

"which is the one i like second best? .. whos not kendra or holly?"

- Andrea forgetting the names of the girls next door..

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HARRY POTTER [spoilers...?] [23 Jul 2007|11:32am]

[ mood | crazy ]

I decided that we should learn all the dances from SYTYCDDD and then film ourselves and then stick them on youtube and then maybe the people from SYTYCDDD will hear about it and fall in love with us and uhh Pasha will want to marry and Lacey will want to be my BFFFFF.

oooooh I see your plan....and I see no flaws. Let's get working on this IMMEDIATELY.


How dare you mock my greatness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We shall duel to the death

And since we have wands made from the same phoenix
I think it will be a tie
I will kill you and you will go to a middle ground aka seatac and talk with Mr.C
Until you decide to come out of hiding and not die
But then you’ll pretened to be dead
And I’ll be all what now
And muffin will be in a protective cage
And [shall remain nameless] will come out of no where and kill the little tuffins
And a little part of my soul will die with her...

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cause its been awhile (stained) [02 Jul 2007|03:34pm]

[ mood | drunk ]

I want to do yoga
And not be a fatty

And then I want to diet
And not be a fatty

And then I want to be a hottie
And not a fatty


I have a plan. you marry a billionaire, TJ can marry a billionaire, then you both divorce those fools, take their money, and buy me a house. It's a solid plan.

I changed my mind (I couldn’t figure out how to finish the sentence and I almost wrote name… I changed my name…)

hahahaha oh e-burg, how classy/ghetto....but uh I don't wanna marry a mexican?
ooh straight to hell with me!

I think you SHOULD marry a Mexican!!
And have crazy Mexican names for your little mexi nuggets
They can be like Humberto and …DOMINGA!!!!!!!!!

btw my co-worker just came to my desk and we were talking about how much we complain, then we talked about starving children in africa, etc and how we shouldn't complain and it sounds twisted but it made me feel better about my life.

So uhh if you feel bored tonight you could bring over your laptop and we could watch Criss and Hammy and have a grand old flag you're a high flying flag. Uhhh. Hahaha. If not, I won't take it personal, I'll just cry myself to sleep.

I just gave up on work altogether and am now reading celeb gossip...yesss

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[21 Apr 2006|08:40am]

[ mood | sick ]

"she looks like a porn star with her mouth open like that"

- andrea talking about a picture of christina aguilera.

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[07 Apr 2006|01:44pm]

andrea: dont be jealous of my jelly beans
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[07 Apr 2006|11:05am]

outlook = homosexual
you = slightly gay too
me = so straight it hurts
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[29 Dec 2005|05:42pm]

[ mood | hyper ]

andrea: it's dark, and scary, and I don't want to walk to the bus stop in the dark..
shannon: good thing you have your rape whistle.
andrea: actually I don't have it with me, hahaha it's on my school keys not my car keys..dang guys... I'll have to uhh..beat them up with my umbrella which I also forgot this morning... so basically I got nothing
shannon: man.. if ONLY (hanson) you had some mithril... aka if only (hanson) you were friends with gimli..

andrea: I'm reading "Finding Neverland" quotes and trying not to cry that movie makes me bawl.
shannon: well i havent seen it. so it doesnt make me bawl. but right now at work im having a ball. just sayin.

shannon: what time do you get to your car? maybe i'll be waiting there.. with roses. it'll be like 16 candles when she comes out of the church and jake ryan (hottie) is waiting there.. i cant promise the same ending though... because its not your birthday.

andrea: there's a chocolate shop in Brighton, UK called Choccywoccydoodah.. I think I wanna live there.

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[29 Dec 2005|04:12pm]

[ mood | amused ]

shannon: i wish i could bring little muffin pants over..
andrea: yeah I dunno she'd probably poo all ove rand get stuck behind something
shannon: i like you.. because i was like rand? sand? uuuuuuuh
andrea: ove = tove...rand = has sex with me

shannon: i decided that he would hella love our new slang (the shins) and he would adopt it as his own and then he would say it during the shows and then By Jove! would sweep the nation and the british would be all (while sipping their brandy) I say, that just isnt fair.. and we'd be all.. Right-O..

andrea: hey when they film dawn treader do you think they'll use the same massive water tank/stage thing they did for Titanic? or something? uuuhh
shannon: i think that they'll USE the titanic.. as the dawn treader.. maybe we should petition that..

andrea: if I had bunnies I'd name them wanker, bollocks, knob, jove, sike, and boss
shannon: ironically enough those were the original names for my bunnies.. but then we went with punkin, pj, sydney, aussie, roo boo & muffin... that is just too weird my friend.

andrea: omg on that bunnies site you can look at her family and one of her daughters has a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE rack

andrea: he is wearing a collared shirt with a sweater over it and he has glasses, he is so so sososososososososoooo cute.. and I look like shit.. I've been sitting here trying not to guffaw like a pelican..
shannon: uhh i think that you should go sit on his desk..
and then i could come up and pull a gareth and be all. um excuse me. safety code. chairs are for sitting.

shannon: i want to go to my car and read and read and read
and dance and dance and dance and dance and dance
just puttin it out there.. uhh

shannon: i really like when you write things.. its like a grab bag of goodies.. i never know how the spelling is gonna end up. haha. ass.

andrea: I'm sitting here laughing..luckily no one else is looking in my direction and there's a lot of talking going on and the only person that could see me is strategically blocked by a giant ugly pointsetta

shannon: sooo i was thinking of that really neat part of lotr:fotr when frodo gets stabbed by the cave troll (they have a cave troll!!) and they think that he's dead and then gandalf is all.. i think theres more to this hobbit then meets the eye.. and then theyre all OMGGGG mithril.. and sam feels the need to like feel up frodo while he's fingering the shirt.

andrea: I decided I want to go to the rec center more and I am going to make myself a little point system and put stars on the calendar on days I go, so I want it to be like 25 stars = the office....I need to make the point scale before I do it though otherwise I'll change it all the time and be like 2 stars = the office, 3 stars = diamonds.

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I almost feel bad for the guy [29 Dec 2005|09:36am]

shannon: sometimes i want to punch him in the balls and then when he's on the
ground writhing in pain i want to pour hot lava on his face and then
while he's still writhing on the ground i want to sick a rabid wolf on
him.. and then while he's mangled, still writhing on the ground i will
let timmy attack him...
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we are both bored at workkkkk [20 Dec 2005|03:36pm]

[ mood | crazy ]

andrea: nice one bringing back SIKE.. I almost peed myself.. and my office is like, dead silent.. so that woulda been awkward... uhhhhh
shan: what sound do you make when you pee that would make it awkward because its dead silent in your office...???
im confused.
andrea: by pee myself I meant laugh and what you just wrote made me actually laugh but luckily someone's on the phone so their talking may have covered up that unfortunate moment..
shannon: their talking covered up the dead silence??
andrea: I hate you sometimes

andrea: the lady who sits behind me just ran out from her desk and into an office and slammed the door uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now I can't stare out the window.. how unthoughtful
shannon: how weird... did she really run??
andrea: well the office isn't big enough to pick up speed she kinda jogged but I'm serious she wasn't walking.. uhhh or flying? I feel really bad for myself right now
shannon: i really like you my friend.. because in my head this lady was wearing a jogging suit.. like old school 80's style (it might be a soft j.. im not really sure) and she had a sweat band on with permed hair.. and white tenny runners.. like the marching band ones.. and she had like a bunch of official looking office papers in her arms.. and it was hilarious..

andrea: I really want to watch STAR WARS and cuddle with DARTH BLANKET
shannon: maybe you should bring darth blanket over and hang out with darth muffin pants and we can watch darth vader.
andrea: no but if you had pants made of muffin (not the bunny) that would be fun would they be blueberry?
shannon: Oh shit i just snorted. because i was trying hard not to LOL.. and then the snorting happened (no drugs were involved) and yea.. embarrassing.
andrea: hahahaha no drugs were involved...I almost peed myself
shannon: or did you laugh???
andrea: sorry I get those two actions easily confused
shannon: its understandable.. it happens to the best of us... well not me.. but i can see how it would happen to you from time to time... just sayin..
andrea: it's because I'm so aMAEzing.. I am out of control knoll.. edmondo knollio.. or whatever the crap you call me
shannon: ahole knollio edmondo... get it right or pay the price

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doug is a fucktart [29 Nov 2005|12:19am]

[ mood | cold ]

EversoSweet85sr: (damn baby all i need is a lil bit.. uuuh me and 50. together we get rich or die tryin.. im just sayin. not trying to make you jealous or anything. but you should face the facts my friend)

andieke00: doug spread rumors that I'm a lesbian :-)
EversoSweet85sr : WHAT THE SHIT?!?!?!?!?
EversoSweet85sr : can i seriously go fuck him up. because seriously. awghaw;i;gai
EversoSweet85sr : (wait, am i your lesbian lover?!??!! eheheheh)
EversoSweet85sr : uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
andieke00 : noo megan is my lesbian lover apparently...whatever ugh.
EversoSweet85sr : dangit. im offended.
EversoSweet85sr : uuuh

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[10 Nov 2005|09:43am]

[ mood | sick ]

andrea: he'll see me from across the room and think im hot, and then we'll start talking, and he'll see my ONE bracelet. and he'll be like "wow, she cares about things".

shan: no, you dont understand. i was talking to him. and its like i was talking to your other half. like i was standing there, and i felt like i should be jumping off of him or something... like how when we walk together and i'll kind of like bounce off of you cause i get excited like a puppy.. it was like that!

andrea: stacie orrico, ruining my life. one song at a time.

shan: and (shall remaind nameless) would be dressed up as.. milk.. because he's so pale.. uuh

shan: and because (shall remain nameless) is so tall and uncoordinated.. and dressed up like a tree.. he would fall.. and land on (shall remain nameless).. and then he'd be all like.. whoa, didnt see you there.. because youre dressed up like milk and you blend in with the ice...

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taken from a phone convo [07 Nov 2005|02:15pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

in my hug.. uh i mean in my head

i think that hilary duff did a version last christmas.. uuuh
(talking about the song "last christmas" by WHAM!)

yea, well shes probably related to george bush, because she's from texas. so he'll be all like ewww. and then dump her.

she's probably all conservative republican.. uhh no offense to any people you know like that.
please, i dont hang around people like that..

he'll be all beating him up. and then he'll come over and kiss me and i'll be like whaaat?

hey remember that time that we had that scenerio about clay aiken and ryan seacrest..
it probably ended with us servicing them.
yea, we're so embarrassing.

i should just tell him that im saving myself for ryan seacrest.
then maybe hed go away.

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I get the best emails all day [28 Jul 2005|10:33am]

[ mood | bouncy ]

shan: its cause youre a princess... for the day
though you will always be my knight in shining armor...?

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from an email... [15 Jul 2005|04:23pm]

[ mood | weeeeeee ]

Andrea: I promise I will pack as fast as my little arms let me

Shannon: i got an image of you with midget arms.. and i did that cough laugh thing.. you were all eeeeeeeeee i am t-rex ahole
AND you had a party hat on
what are the odds...?!

Andrea: haha t-rex a-hole
that's kinda hot
I want a shirt

Shannon: CURTIS names
seriously in my head you are soo a t-rex and its so cool
i wish you could see inside my head
and then youd be like wooooow i DO look cool as a t-rex rampaging around
k-town with my PARTY hat...


Shannon: WE'RE HOT DINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha i re-read that and i thought it said WE'RE HOT DINGOS!!!..
we're soo australian sometimes it hurts...


Shannon: thanks for being so kind caaause you know.. in kenmore courtesy is contagious!! they shoulda spelled that all crazy like and been all... in Kenmore Kourtsey is Kontagious....aahahahahha

Andrea: I love me some kenmore
I want a in kenmore courtsey is contagious tee shirt
that would be pretty bitchin

Shannon: youre not a bitch
youre bitchin
but youre not a bitch

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[12 Jul 2005|08:42am]

[ mood | chipper ]

“At about the same age as I was interested in petrified wood, I was just fascinated with this dumb idea that we only used 10 percent of our brains. I was always thinking, Man, if I could only use 20 . . . ”
- Owen Wilson

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I think I'm funny. [07 Jul 2005|11:53am]

[ mood | hungry ]

email to shannon: 11:52pm

"all we need are british royals and puppies
and a burrito sounds really good right now too."
- me

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DANE COOK QUOTES!!!! [05 Jul 2005|10:22am]

[ mood | geeky ]

"HAHA, dude.. let's go out tonight and almost get arrested!! we can all like drop kick a police horse in the FACE and then run into the forest... hahahaha, then we'd all just be lying in the leaves with our beer, then I would be like, 'SHHHHH, I think they're coming, we're almost going to be arrested'"


"Everyone owns monopoly, but they all hate it. You know why? Beucase 2 1/2 hours later you're saying: 'Fuck this game! It's 4 in the morning grandma, you win!' I hate it when you're the banker, where did you get those pink $50s you cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa! Nana's a cheating whore!"


"Remember those Kool-aid commercials.. No with that big talking bowl of punch. He would come crashing through your fucking wall in your living room. You wouldn't even know... and "oh yeah... oh yeah.." and the little kids were all excited. "Oh yes!" And then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open..dumb head. He would pour himself.. "Oh yeah.. Oh yeah!" Him and his crazy tights. I don't like that! I don't like when juice wears tights. It's a horrible combination.. a bowl of juice wearing tights! Fuck drinking out of him! If that was me I would be like "No No No... you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with the belt. He's not going to believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here, you stupid idiot! Yeah.. Coming through the wall is real fucking cool… using the front door is cool. Don't touch me you drink!! Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating.. I will kick you in the tights and you will go down. You are very top heavy! You glass bitch.. You glass bastard. "oh yeah..." Oh NO! Naughty Naughty, Kool-aid!"


"I would love to really kill someone with that knife. It'd be so easy to hide! it'd take forever though. But I'd put it in a little envelope hide it...even if they found it they'd be like 'AHA we found the bloody knife!' and I'd be like 'ah, but what ROOM did I kill him in?!'"


I just wanted to spray shit with a hose. Thats what i really wanted to do. I wanted to be like a spray man. No I was fucking good, im not laughing i was really good with the hose. I could make it feel like it was raining. If you closed you eyes you would think it was raining that how good i was. You would be like oh my god its really raining, its very cold rain. Thats how good i was. Youre laughing, im not laughing. [on why he wanted to be a fireman]


"When someone finally turns around and goes 'Hey, fuck you!'.. There's nothing better. You can't turn around and say, 'Oh, yeah? Fuck me? Well, uh.. GAYLORD.'"

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